Name: The Keynote
Duration: P00H04M41S
Description: Written and performed by Jeff Badger

The Keynote

from Barnacles & Bandages by Jeff Badger

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THE KEYNOTE You caught me kissing your resume, I think you were brought here by fate. Your skill set and experience makes you an excellent candidate. So let me know if you have any questions, give me a call when you figure out what to so, please inform me of your decisions, it’s important that we follow through. I know you haven’t started yet but I’m counting on you. Let me show you to your new cubicle, you can put your lunch in the fridge. This is your team supervisor, your desk will be right next to his. Don’t mind all these old papers and photographs, I’ll get someone to clean up the mess, the last girl left quite unexpectedly, she just couldn’t handle the stress, but don’t get too worried now we won’t work you to death. The world conference of encapsulation kicked off with a round of applause, I had a dream I was giving the keynote, start with a joke than leave a 3-second pause...I can answer that question you asked me, I’ll write it down if I can borrow your pen, the answer starts when you hear the sirens, and it ends when they bring us all in, the investigation has only begun.

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from Barnacles & Bandages, released November 20, 2008

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